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[โ€“] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 32 points 2 years ago

Malicious compliance energy

[โ€“] Platypus@lemmy.fmhy.ml 28 points 2 years ago

Perfect response!

[โ€“] GenericUsername@feddit.de 20 points 2 years ago

In c-yase youwu didn't sweats knyow, "smiwey faces" awen't c-considewed pwofessionyaw. ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฅบ

[โ€“] DmMacniel@feddit.de 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn then my entire work team and even my boss are all unprofessional? How get we get shit done being all unprofessional and stuff?!

[โ€“] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are you even wearing suits? Without that and ties... You're just a bunch of slackers.

[โ€“] DmMacniel@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

We are all just mere imposters :(

[โ€“] ChosenUndead15@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

My brother in christ, the professional social network is letting them use emojis.

[โ€“] AyyShook@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I mean to be fair, we used to get those stupid hug emojis from our scheduler when she had to "apologetically" deny a day of PTO that was dead smack in the middle of a stretch of requested days off for a vacation. That emoji really just became a symbol of hatred in our department. ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] elsif@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I have to respond to client emails, and honestly it makes me feel better when they throw an emoji now and then.

Makes me feel like I don't have to respond like a support robot

[โ€“] clutchmatic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

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[โ€“] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Smiley faces aren't professional because no one is smiling at work. The frownie face was a much more accurate choice which is why they didn't reprimand him for that one. The more you know ๐ŸŒ 

[โ€“] Boingbong@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wish emojis were professional ๐Ÿ™„ why are we limiting ourselves. Letโ€™s do gifs too

[โ€“] bob_lemon@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean, there's a reason why Microsoft Teams has a giphy integration.

[โ€“] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeah, but it sucks. I want it to be triggered by /giphy

And while we're at it, the emojis of teams suck too.

I CAN'T WORK LIKE THAT! ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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