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[–] dreadedsemi@lemmy.world 70 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (19 children)

The author calls it JIF. He intended it as Jif because he has butter fingers and like butter brand JIF.

I'm used to hard G though.

[–] mookulator@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I know he says it’s pronounced “jif”, but I just don’t care. It’s like “gift” without the t

[–] SimplyATable@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (5 children)
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[–] Raiden11X@programming.dev 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Say the word "though" in your head. Then add a "t" to it. Would you really argue that "though" and "thought" are pronounced the same simply because they're the same spelling save for a final "t"?

The easiest "rule" is that the creator can decide how to pronounce and spell it lol. Taking English rules that don't even apply 100% of the time to its own words and trying to hold made-up words to the same standards just sounds silly to me haha

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[–] nxfsi@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago (6 children)

G in gif stands for graphics just like how P in jpeg stands for poto

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel that if you're going to bother people who pronounce it "Jiff" because Graphics, you have to also say "Sc-uh-bÆ" and "Lass-ear" and "ray-dare."

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[–] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] Rootiest@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

G in gif stands for graphics just like how P in jpeg stands for potato

FTFY

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[–] gilbert31@lemmy.world 56 points 2 years ago (1 children)

English is phonetically inconsistent, you can find examples to support both ways of pronouncing it.

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There are some consistencies in letter patterns, just not in individual letters. For example, no word that starts with go-, ga-, or gu- pronounces the g like a j (except for the archaic gaol, and there's a reason the spelling was changed to jail). It's mainly limited to ge- and gi- words.

Inconsistencies with the other options are probably due either to how the term came into English (English is practically built on loanwords) or some other subsequent pattern of letters I'm too lazy to try to identify.

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[–] betheydocrime@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (8 children)

Hard G and soft G are both acceptable pronunciations, the only way to be wrong in the situation is to insist that your preferred way to pronounce it is the only correct way to pronounce it

Oh, except silent G. Silent G is wrong.

[–] TeoTwawki@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Gif you say so

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[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 48 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Man that's so clever and new. Like a giraffe drinking gin

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[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 years ago (4 children)

In English the correct way to pronounce something is the way that will most reliably communicate to your intended audience without ambiguity or distraction.

Since my intention is usually to convey my superior knowledge of trivia and/or to stir shit up, I pronounce it with a soft g.

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[–] Cyanogenmon@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (14 children)

I seen a guraffe at the zoo!

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[–] scifu@lemm.ee 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And how do you pronounce giraffe? Giant?

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[–] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I don't really care for a logical explanation. JIF just sounds fucking stupid and yall know it.

[–] solstice@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I call it Jife just to piss off everyone.

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[–] MapleCoffee@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 years ago (7 children)

This comment section is killing me lmao.

You have people saying that language is fluid, and that one person cannot decide which pronunciation is correct. Then, in that same comment, they say that their preferred pronunciation is obviously correct.

Hard g, soft g, you do you. It really doesn't change much.

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[–] kvinayak99@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

I say jif. But when heard someone say jithub instead of github i felt the cringe

[–] Pixlbabble@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not this again....lol it's gif god damn it!

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[–] maporita@unilem.org 16 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Next thing people will be pronouncing SQL as "sequel" and then where will we be?

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[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's pronounced gif with a hard G.

When I rise to power anyone who disagrees will be immediately found guilty of thought crimes and sentenced to castration, followed by execution, in that order.

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[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Look, I say Jif, but this meme is hilarious. Can't we just stop the silly fighting?

[–] pelotron@midwest.social 19 points 2 years ago (3 children)

No. My hard drive still has 1.21 more jigabytes of free space available for more memes.

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[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 years ago

such a low quality jPHeg... tsk tsk

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Gesus christ lemmy

[–] Amilo1591@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When I first encountered the .gif, I read it as G-I-F, as in jee aye ef. From there it was a jiffy to pronounce it as jif.

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[–] Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

This is the reason I say Gesus and oh my Jod, now. Can't say everyone appreciates it.

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 years ago (4 children)
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[–] MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Jood Gob with this.

[–] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Gif stands for "Graphics Interchange Format". If it were pronounced "jif", it would be "Jraphics Interchange Format".

It is a Graphics Card, not a Jraphics Card!

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[–] napalminjello@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago (15 children)

We were literally told it was pronounced "jif" by the creator. Sorry if it hurts your little feelings

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[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

does it really matter? as long as you passed third grade reading comprehension you can use context from the conversation to understand that the person is talking about a moving image instead of a peanut butter brand.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I say it with a soft G. Fight me.

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