If mew is in need of legal cat services we is here to halp. We has defense cattorneys if mew is facing attempted meowder charges and civil cattorneys if mew needs to soos for what ever it is mew's hooman has just done to incurrrr mew's wrath.

Purrrr,

Aubergine and Belladonna, !cattorneys_at_paw@lemmy.world

[–] thesprongler@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Oh I know this look..

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Looks to me like you're late on serving breakfast. Right to jail.

[–] PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Lol... "your" life. Sure, friend.

[–] mothringer@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Sounds like your cat is either defective or doesn't like you. A well adjusted cat will demand cuddles in this situation and only make an attempt on your life if you refuse.