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Really?

If you name her Julia, you can wake her up with the wonderful meme of “Good morning Julia, it’s me, Joe…”

Shhhh. My spouse hasn't caught on, yet.

We named our son "Foo Bar" but we used the alternate spelling "Fubar" to make it look more reasonable.

My first kitten was called Rails, but be run away. The second one, Ruby, but she died from sickness the second day we had her home. The third one was Rails 2, but we called him just Rails, he's 10 yo now. The fourth one wad called PowerBI, buy ny wife didn't like and it was a lame name anyway so we changed it to Sushi.

Lua

My son GIGO never quite meets expectations.

PHP. It’s pronounced, PhhhhP

This reminds me of an article I read about a guy whose last name was Null.

This isn't it but is the first one I found when looking.

https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/

The story is pretty much what you would expect but still an amusing read.

• Orphan Process
• Null
• Char
• Object
• Instance
• Bug

Don't give elon any ideas.

My favorite IT based names and the reason why I want two kids: Master and slave

My dogs are Ping and Ruby

Ada?

Exception Segfault Binary

don't forget Ada

404

Don't forget LOLCode (yes that's a thing)

I will name my firstborn 'OOM killer'.

Boolean ftw XD

Forindo Iffi **int

C++ would be called C for short.

OOM

OOP

There it is.

Saving this for the future.

Naming your kid Byte or Bit is a bad idea in french-speaking countries