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[–] lockhart@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

At least God didn't say Bad Request

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

First I'll ask on heavenoverflow what's wrong. If it's too complicated to fix I'll docker-compose up a FOSS openheaven server instance with blackjack and hookers mod.

[–] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

404 - Heaven not found

[–] CubitOom 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Damn, the Talos principle was a good game

[–] YoorWeb@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Just proves that nginx comes from heaven.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] passepartout@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In my case it's more like something from the 400 range

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Life_inst_bad@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] 1984@lemmy.today 4 points 1 year ago
[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago

"Let's see your nginx logs and config. They'll point us in the right direction...Oh did you mean to have the 'human_suffering' option set? Yeah... It's that on by default and you have to intentionally override it."

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

I knew it! nginx is the holy webserver.

[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In the old times, it’s 402

[–] MP3Martin@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

4xx is when you do something wrong

5xx is when the server does something wrong / something is wrong with it

[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I know, I am more referring to the old commercialised indulgences… I think I am not clear enough in my comment

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Try the stairway

[–] Nougat@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

That's just God telling you to go to the bad gateway.