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Smack the Stork (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by qaz@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Tannah@feddit.uk 25 points 1 year ago

It's not that she doesn't want kids - she's just trying to avoid the big bill.

[–] SimplyChad@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The stork delivers the regular babies, but the big babies are delivered by crane.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like a euphemism.

Mmmmm yeah I was up all night smacking the stork

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

That's a strange way of saying you're on birth control lol

[–] ours@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Fuck off damn bird! I'm not ready for the responsibility.