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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 10 points 2 years ago (6 children)
[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I practiced spinning sticks so that it looks like I know what I'm doing and every now and then I even look like a cool martial artist when doing so. My wife doesn't think so but my homies got my back. I love nice sticks.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I practice drill team exercises with the broom whenever I'm sweeping the kitchen.

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[–] RandomStickman@kbin.run 6 points 2 years ago (10 children)
[–] darkmarx@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Watching someone dig a hole. Or standing by the side of a hole that was just dug and commenting about the hole. Or watching construction work in a previously dug hole.

We seem to just like holes. We are simple creatures.

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[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

Diggy Diggy hole.

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[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Surely women also love seeing large rocks fall into a lake from great height, right? This has to be just a human love.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'm mostly ambivalent about it really.

Edit: am woman, still human though

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

still human though Sounds sus.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I do very human things, such as metabolize milkshakes and grow eyebrows.

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Definitely passed the human vibe check. Please sign up for your existential dread and inability to move freely between nation states!

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Women love throwing paper airplanes, when it glides perfectly on the first try

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like both. Does that make me non-binary?

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes, now go buy the plush shark from Ikea.

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So if I already have blåhaj, do I automatically become egg? I don't think my legs would look good in thigh high socks...

[–] underisk@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

You got trans in your username, I think it was probably too late before the shark.

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[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"I'm making a comic about stereotypical man, but I don't know any man"

Must be a good read.

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

In this case it's funny...if the person asking that were a white straight guy asking about any other group, folks would be getting out their pitchforks.

[–] mapiki@discuss.online 2 points 2 years ago

Hehehehehe sounds like satire as you point this out to how often the opposite happens

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Bringing in all the groceries in one trip.

Although... that's a lot easier now-a-days.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If there is a fire it must be bothered. It must be prodded several times and sticks need adding to it. The fire cannot be trusted not take care of itself.

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[–] Kedly@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] AChiTenshi@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

I was going to say all men are different and you can't find something that will appeal to them all.

But then sploosh.

[–] vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hitting something with a ranged attack. Doesn't matter the target, doesn't matter the projectile. Basketball at hoop, dart at dart board, pee at poo stain, bb gun at empty can, snowball at tree, bullet at bullseye, it's all the same to us

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Fuck yeah to throwing rocks into bodies of water from great heights though fr.

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