this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2024
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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

The pseudo filenames every other line were painful.

[–] cashews_win@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

So nice when an incel meets a femcel and they have chemistry.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

G was code for, "Girl" that's the gay part.

The rest was fake anyway.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So now we have 5 Gregs

  • Sci-Fi Greg
  • D n' D Greg
  • Open Source Greg
  • Japanese Culture Greg
  • Girl Greg
[–] swab148@startrek.website 0 points 1 year ago

You forgot about Old Greg!

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know but I got to try that pick-up line and see what happens.

[–] Lmaydev@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Asking to smell someone will go down well with very few people.