Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 year ago by lack@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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German kids are kinder

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[–] udon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Not only German kids, actually. All kids, in the eyes of a German.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As are Dutch kids.

[–] tedvdb@feddit.nl 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No they aren't. There are kinderen.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only in the plural.

[–] tedvdb@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

In singular(?) it's "kind". So that doesn't work out. 1 kind, 2 kinderen.