2lama

joined 2 years ago
[–] 2lama@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

No, it's trans people's fault. They used up all the healthcare, or something.

[–] 2lama@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Is there such a thing as a portable plasma cutter? Because the ones I've seen all require a big 2 foot cube with wheels on it in addition to a power outlet nearby.

[–] 2lama@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The other option would have been to buy that tape that you put on your windows so the birds don't see their reflection anymore, but I was a teenager living with my parents at the time and we couldn't afford it. We also tried blocking off the windows with cardboard, but the bird would just move to a different window.

[–] 2lama@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I've had to shoot 3 cardinals over the years for doing that. It's funny until all you hear all afternoon, every afternoon, is thunk.... tweet tweet... thunk... tweet tweet... It got to the point where one of the birds was leaving pieces of torn off skin on the window as a result of doing that for 3-4 hours every day.

[–] 2lama@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

SUV=SubUrban Vehicle

That's what I thought the acronym stood for when I was younger, because I would usually see them in suburbs. Now that I'm older, I refuse to call them sport utility vehicles because suburban vehicle is a much better description of their intended use-case.

[–] 2lama@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Haha, nice one. Now I'm just imagining some methhead cutting into random parts of one of these things trying to find the nonexistent catalytic converter.

[–] 2lama@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

What catalytic converter? They're electric.

The metal body panels that have just been haphazardly hung onto the frame on the other hand...

[–] 2lama@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

San Andreas fault: shifts, causing earthquake.

Conservatives: Why would Joe Biden do this?

[–] 2lama@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

I'm glad I sold all my US index funds last month.

[–] 2lama@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

So what you're saying is that I should compile Firefox from source?

[–] 2lama@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

The AP ran an article on it

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