If they banned drinking coffee indoors, you'd see people greedily and overzealously tapping the bottom of the cup for the last drop of precious magic fluid to touch their quivering tongue before entering a building.
Incidentally I'll take the smell of a fruit vape cloud over coffee sphincter breath all day long.
The support you're receiving here may be a bit flaccid
Literary genius. Thank you to the author for writing this entertaining piece. Plus, while tongue in cheek, there are some very true observations about corporate branding becoming bland and uncreative. Definitely involve some element of adolescent feedback in your focus group.
Purportedly. Nothing is independently verifiable outside of a black box.
Federate. Anonymize. Consensus based moderation. Without that we succumb to tyranny.
Federate. Anonymize. Consensus based moderation. Without that we succumb to tyranny.
Oh shit. I didn't actually think he'd try to usurp the entire judiciary and render it obsolete when I gave him unlimited presidential immunity. I gave the leopard water. Why would it try to eat my face?
What if wake time is really a simulation?
Good to sort any pedantic or bad faith arguments out now. Pedantry didn't win the day to stave off WWII and that shit caught on quick. Let's get ahead of that this time.
"valuation" I suppose. The "value" that we project onto something whether that something has truly earned it.
Variations of this narrative are commonplace. Back the spew until it happens to you.
I think it's about time that the progressives start pandering to the dumbass class. Promising to do all sorts of dumbass and unconstitutional things and then supporting actual progressive policy when they get into office.
If this worked for the current Manchurian dumbass candidate - progressives can surely get their deception game in order.