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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 160 points 3 months ago (48 children)

Why do smokers of all kinds have to smoke right in front of the door of every fucking building?

[–] TaTTe@lemmy.world 75 points 3 months ago

Because they're selfish inconsiderate pricks who can't fathom how disgusting they truly are.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Because that tiny overhang is the only goddamn shade/rain shelter in this entire city block. People love designating "that spot over there" as the smoking spot but hate putting any sort of shelter from the elements.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Go get wet fucker, I give no fucks, you chose to smoke not me.

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[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

So? Whoever brought the cigarettes should bring a jacket or umbrella too.

That spot "over there" is so the smelly smoke can also stay "over there" and not end up in the lungs of healthy people.

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

It felt like that for me in a lot of Europe, but not America.

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[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 79 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (18 children)

I once insinuated that I hated the smell of vapes and people downvoted me, saying "noooo but blueberry muffin flavour actually smells so goooood"

Yeah okay buddy, I think you're one of the ones I'd find wandering the streets vaping in front of everyone

Edit: to the people currently downvoting me, you guys do know vaping can also give you cancer and increases your risk of respiratory disease, right? And by vaping in front of other people you're forcing that risk on to them, right? Grow a little empathy

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is true, but it's so much better than walking through cig smoke, or smelling that shit in someone's car, or the nightmare of walking into someone's house that has tar all over the walls and furniture because they smoke in the house.

I'll take mass replacement of cigs with vape any day.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It's better poison, but it's still poison -A former vaper...vapist?

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[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

i really don't care what you put in your body of your own volition, whether legal or not. go for it, i'm not in a place to look down on you. but just don't make me breathe in your vape cloud. I smoke and I will only smoke in private or amongst people who smoke with me, or who have given me an explicit thumbs up to smoke near them. to do otherwise would be douchy.

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[–] Auzy@aussie.zone 47 points 3 months ago (19 children)

A lot of them also vape in the building when they think they won't get caught

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[–] 5in1k@lemm.ee 31 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Because they have from the car to the door to do it then who knows how long.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Almost like it's an addiction

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[–] wombledomble@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm glad I quit smoking and never did vapes.

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And I'll fuckin do it again.

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