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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 160 points 3 months ago (44 children)

Why do smokers of all kinds have to smoke right in front of the door of every fucking building?

[–] TaTTe@lemmy.world 75 points 3 months ago

Because they're selfish inconsiderate pricks who can't fathom how disgusting they truly are.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Because that tiny overhang is the only goddamn shade/rain shelter in this entire city block. People love designating "that spot over there" as the smoking spot but hate putting any sort of shelter from the elements.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Go get wet fucker, I give no fucks, you chose to smoke not me.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I also give no fucks, so here we are.

[–] Sidhean@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

"I don't care about your comfort (and your health a little, but its your choice)"

"Well I don't care about your health(or your comfort, but its my choice), so here we are."

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I swear to god I am going to carry a fucking bucket of water from now on

[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

So? Whoever brought the cigarettes should bring a jacket or umbrella too.

That spot "over there" is so the smelly smoke can also stay "over there" and not end up in the lungs of healthy people.

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

It felt like that for me in a lot of Europe, but not America.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

At my apartment buulding they stand right in front of the no smoking sign at the front step to the building on the building's property where smoking is not allowed. If they stabd 5 ft over, they're on the sidewalk where it's okay.

But nope, they have to stand right there.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Probably because they're addicted, enjoy the high, and don't have the means or strength of character to quit.

[–] superniceperson@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or they have undiagnosed ADHD and haven't associated the effect of nicotine with their seminormality mask they can only maintain with legal stimulants.

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