Meh, I prefer the Remington Retirement Plan. I heard it's a blast.
AngrySquirrel
joined 9 months ago
I don't know, I just sublet.
We use a toaster oven and a hot plate instead.
I didn't realize Rock Creek was considered so polluted.
At least it isn't as bad as the Anacostia River
Where do I sign up?
Do I have to pay or is this covered by insurance?
If I have to pay, can you just send me a bill after?
I'm tired, boss
Ikea should sell bookshelves that convert into coffins
Clearly I need more satan in my life.
Yeah, that's my plan, but I can't while my parents are still alive, because it would make them sad.
I had a similar response when I was asked last year during a checkup "how's your mental health".
My response was just to laugh for a bit and then to say "fine".
It's broken.
"no tyre kickers. I know what I got."
It really doesn't though... If you get the angle wrong it can and does fail in horrific ways. That was one of the things my instructors thought us in EMT class (they even showed us a video).
In the mouth is safer than under the chin.