Bashnagdul

Correct horse battery staple.... I see you xkcd reference.
https://xkcd.com/936

That's precious

I feel old now

I want this as a digital clock

They created a giant swamp, then built on that.

Netherlands: amateurs

Proceeds to build a country on a swamp.

Mechanical strawberries are also not great for you

That just means you need more of it

Found a fellow dutchie. Also it's the law that at least one person says "the Germans are coming!" When we hear it.

We are men, manly men, we're men in tights.

Being resistant to pain killers and anesthesia is a bitch... Drinking is indeed no fun and very expensive, I also woke up multiple times during various surgeries. Also, dentistry is also a major bitch....