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[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

above all else, processed foods are designed to maximize profits.

[–] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure that applies to organics too. It's just another marketing term

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Reverse the perspective - organic food is something YOU were designed to eat.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unprocessed food is food we concluded was okay after desperate people were forced to eat it long ago and didn't die.
Processed food is food we concluded was okay after desperate people were paid to eat it recently and didn't die.

Unprocessed food is more exploitative and erases the suffering of the past. Processed food compensates people for their exploitation, and there's no erasure of the suffering it causes.

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't know how well this holds up, given that processed food is MADE from unprocessed food.

And we've progressed enough that we can tell if something is safe to eat without paying someone to eat it and watching if they get sick...

Not here for an argument, your comment is just genuinely confusing

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All I got from that comment is "food is immoral." Guess I'll starve?

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Nono, not acknowledging the sacrifices of the first people to forage a wild hot pocket and try it, blind to the knowledge of if it was edible or thermally safe is immoral.

When you eat a bowl of berries you're relying on the sacrifices of unpaid and forgotten people who tried them first and didn't die.
When you eat a heaping bowl of pop tarts ™ you're relying on the sacrifices of paid and forgotten people who tried them first and didn't die in legally actionable numbers.

The key to solving the immorality of exploiting these people is money, because money solves morality.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Much like the image, my comment is a joke, so I'd be genuinely worried if it held up particularly well.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

No, not really. All the food we eat has been carefully bred for centuries, which has changed food way faster than evolutionary timescales. For some reasons everyone still calls that “natural” though even though nature has nothing to do with it, it’s just human engineering.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Like peanuts!

[–] zout@fedia.io 14 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I think the word organic gets over used a lot, like "try our organic strawberries", I've never heard of chemical strawberries so what's the deal?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

Really? You've never had starburst or skittles?

[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Even organic is chemical

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

could it be this referred to the farming method they used?

[–] Tacoma@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

Afaik, organic is related to how things are grown and processed. For example, you shouldn't use the peel from normal lemons as they are treated with fungicide wax that is not exactly healthy. If you buy organic lemons, you can use the peel. But I agree that the term is overused and missunderstood a lot, and blindly trusting that organic foods are healthy does not work

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm more of an inorganic strawberry person

[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

They're much too crunchy imo. They really hurt my mouth and throat.

[–] Bashnagdul@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mechanical strawberries are also not great for you

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

but would be a cool band name

[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

With all the preservatives, you might live longer☠️

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Bro they are just making sure that the zombies don’t rot too fast 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️ 🧟

[–] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It's safer to preserve you in the ground.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago

Made to eat by corporations just = food that doesn't immediately kill you/make you sick, but may do so later.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

What a great way of thinking about it.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Just like I wonder why Crispers bags are resealable.