Beanis

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I will never forgive Nintendo for not having the balls to add massive balls to Mario's Tanooki suit in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Beanis@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Could be how he flies with it too.

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I will never forgive Nintendo for not having the balls to add massive balls to Mario's Tanooki suit (hexbear.net)
 

You could have swung your massive sack around as an attack, but no, because they're fucking cowards.

beanis isnt really that funny in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Beanis@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

How fucking dare you disgost

Actually I kinda agree and may have made this account to speed its passing.

hey how do i get less funny in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Beanis@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Say my name.

The best badposts of all time as ranked by me (completely unbiased)(liberal gets COOKED by ALPHA LOGIC) in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Beanis@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hell yeah

I've done it! I've created the ultimate beanis post! in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Beanis@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Say my name and blessings will be bestowed upon the faithful.

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When cooking you just need that special ingredient to show the love (hexbear.net)
 
Me when I see a beanis post in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Beanis@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Did they eat the child

Beanis is a Russian psyop created by POOTIN HIMSELF to undermine our freedoms in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Beanis@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Hell yeah I am get styled on nerds big-cool

All is not well in Ancapistan (Argentina). The police force of the Misiones province has joined the ongoing teacher’s strike against Milei’s austerity measures. Federal forces called in to keep order in c/news@hexbear.net
With each post I grow stronger in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Beanis@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Do it coward, I am Legion. Cut one bean and two more will sprout in its place.

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With each post I grow stronger (hexbear.net)
 
Bow down mortals, it is I, your God in c/badposting@hexbear.net
me when i upfart a beanis post in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Beanis@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Yes. Good.

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Bow down mortals, it is I, your God (hexbear.net)
 
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