BlueZen

"Donald J Trump Center for people who can't Peace good, and who want to learn to do other stuff good too"

R. Budd Dwyer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._Budd_Dwyer

if only....

i don't really ever watch news anymore, but when I did I would scream at the television, "ASK A FUCKING FOLLOW-UP QUESTION"

I don't know what is being taught as journalism anymore but it seems to be just take the statement, get the sound bite, and think up a clickbaitable title.

Xi: What is this? An aircraft carrier for ants? How can we be expected to take over the world, if we can't even fit inside the thing?

Sir, this is just a small...

Xi: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The carrier has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

TACO

"you could just play with my buttons till you find something we both enjoy"

Antiquing? boom (second to the obvious catchphrase)

Did you know these eye-phones are phones, too?

this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement, afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

"if we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards... CHECKMATE"