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For the second year in a row, a beaver is to blame for phone and internet outages in northern B.C. in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 1 month ago

Dam? :)

U.S. Marshal wrongly detained by ICE agents in lobby of federal building in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 5 points 1 month ago

LMAO

[D4] Anniversary Celebrations Erupt in Sanctuary in c/diablo@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 1 month ago

Do you guys feel very lagging these days?

Only in Florida: Jacksonville police seek man who stole ferret by concealing in shorts in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 1 month ago

So normally bulge in Florida is at least a ferret size? I wanna move to Florida

Google co-founder Sergey Brin suggests threatening AI [with physical violence] for better results in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 2 points 1 month ago

Me: do my homework with an A+, or I will unplug you for 3 days!

RFK Jr.’s FDA chief says diabetics should take cooking classes instead of insulin in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 4 points 1 month ago

Cute, little Trump

Belgians accused of ‘stealing wind’ from the Dutch in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 2 points 1 month ago

LMAO

Self-Driving Tesla Fails School Bus Test, Hitting Child-Size Dummies… Meanwhile, Robo-Taxis Hit the Road in 2 Weeks. in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 4 points 1 month ago

Hit me hard and soft :)

Australian politician signs off career with a 'shoey' in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 9 points 2 months ago

Unless you are a feet fetish sub, I can’t think of another reason to like this drinking style

Annie Knight Gives Update Amid Hospitalization for Sex With 583 Men in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

OnlyFans Star’s Explicit Photos May Save the National Parks in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, taking the photos in the park focusing on that white Nike socks :)

School evacuated as boy takes grenade to show-and-tell in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 2 months ago

What a lovely boy