Braindead

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Just Working Here [Transmasc] in c/transmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] Braindead@programming.dev 30 points 1 month ago

This is fucking poetic

TIL that "nginx" is pronounced "engine-x", and not "n-jinx" in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
I wonder what my wife thinks when the shampoo bottle magically starts dispensing again after I put a little water in it. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Braindead@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Congratulations, your (his) wife now has two assholes

Laundry Day at the Department in c/loweffortmemes@walledgarden.xyz
[–] Braindead@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

The number of times this has literally happened is greater than zero

Is it ok to post code (~250 LOC) for critique here? in c/python@programming.dev
[–] Braindead@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A+ for humor usage. Shitting on code is time consuming, so you're not going to get rekt by me...

[R] Poor Pimpi in c/loops@midwest.social
[–] Braindead@programming.dev 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Guardian of the Galaxy and Hyperspace.
I need a title like that

It only counts when it's capitalism. in c/antiwork@lemmy.world
[–] Braindead@programming.dev 19 points 5 months ago

Don't forget, corporations are people too.

/s

Dogs probably think we are nuts for washing our clothes when they finally smell of us and the places we've been in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Braindead@programming.dev 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Now this is a proper showerthought...

Pastor shoves McDonald's worker into deep fryer in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Braindead@programming.dev 27 points 5 months ago

Talk about putting a new spin on "not the Onion"

South Korean president Yoon Suk Yeol survives impeachment vote in c/world@quokk.au
[–] Braindead@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago

I missed the nipple rubbing in his apology tho

South Korean president Yoon Suk Yeol survives impeachment vote in c/world@quokk.au
[–] Braindead@programming.dev 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

He did say he was sorry
/s

BEHOLD: The most ludicrous Christmas gift of all time in c/sourdough@lemmy.world
[–] Braindead@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago

Remember, lift from the knees, not the back

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