Chai

joined 2 years ago
[–] Chai@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dad dies when you're 23. Mom is mentally ill, don't ruin yourself trying to save her. Buy bitcoin!

[–] Chai@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Fix my teeth and go to med school. In that order

Privat med school in Germany costs a bit over 12k a year depending so I'd just work and save for a year or two first, then enroll

[–] Chai@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Nice. Sparkasse, if I'm not mistaken.

[–] Chai@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Autocorrect probably got confused. I use two languages and autocorrect on my phone messes up the spelling sometimes for similarly spelt words.

[–] Chai@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Are we assuming the drink magically has no calories or other negative effects?

I'd choose white wine if it doesn't get me drunk (and as long as it still tastes good and not shitty like alcohol free wine. And also as long as there's no social repercussions from drinking wine all day.)

If the drink keeps all it's normal properties then I'd choose green tea.

[–] Chai@lemmy.ml 57 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Werewolves turns from human to werewolf when there's a full moon.

The house turned into a warehouse.

[–] Chai@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Entschuldigung aber das entspricht nicht der DIN 5009 „Ansagen und Diktieren von Texten und Schriftzeichen“!

[–] Chai@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Düsseldorf! Essen! Unna! Tübingen! Salzwedel! Chemnitz! Hamburg! Leipzig! Aachen! Nürnberg! Düsseldorf!

Deutschland!

[–] Chai@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Get a vasectomy, then start the relationship.

[–] Chai@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

A chaotic take. I like it.

[–] Chai@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago
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