ColdSideOfYourPillow
joined 1 month ago
The good thing is, you already are! And from what I've seen of your online presence, you seem like a very fun girl at that :D. I'm sure many other people here would agree with me as well.
Conservatism, in the original sense of the word, wasn't such a bad political ideology. It used to mean a desire reforming the current norms through gradual change and evolutionary measures.
Unfortunately, it has been perverted, as the social norms modern "conservatives" seem to want to promote include transphobia, homophobia and heteronormativity.
I'm in this image and I don't like it.
Actually, I'd probably suck at that. For some reason, I transform into Vincent van Gogh when crafting shitposts. For things like actual fiction, however, I'm about as creative as a dead oak.
Where's John PieFed and John Mbin?
Then who is the CEO of Reddit?
We're delighted to see our vision for the future of online discourse taking shape. As users increasingly express their discontent with our platform, we're reminded that our strategy of prioritizing engagement metrics over meaningful conversations is a resounding success. By "success," we mean that we're driving users away from our platform and into the waiting arms of inferior alternatives like the threadiverse - a quaint, nostalgia-tinged platform that still clings to outdated notions of free speech and community-driven moderation. So, to all our users who are feeling disillusioned after being flagged by our infallible moderation team (which is definitely not a room full of robots) for upvoting "violent" content that was probably just a harmless meme, we say: thank you for helping us create a more sanitized and thought-controlled online environment. Please, by all means, take your free speech and your dissenting opinions to the threadiverse, where they'll no doubt be welcomed with open arms by the platform's dwindling user base. We'll just be over here, tweaking our algorithm to minimize actual human connection and maximize censorship - because what's a healthy online community without a dose of authoritarianism and unwavering obedience to our corporate overlords?
Are you the Inventor of Reddit?
The fascism was the ~~friends~~ enemies we made along the way.
You see, the joke is sex. That makes it funny.
"You may have outsmarted me, but I have outsmarted your outsmarting."