ColonelKataffy

joined 1 year ago
[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

crazy how the traditions america spent 300 years cultivating keep popping up in weird and troubling ways. a black friend's parents bought their house in the 80s and the property had a racially restrictive covenant on the property (not enforced, but the phrasing was there)

[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

trying to immigrate to america and then being sent to greece or italy is like ordering a "cold wet pile of shit" and being given a fresh homemade pizza.

[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

sean "oh no" lennon

impressive how a 48 year old man can sound 16. guess when your dad was one of the most famous people on the planet, you don't have to put much effort into, well, anything.

[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

HillariousClinton

[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

blushing-engels

"Our bourgeois, not content with having wives and daughters of their proletarians at their disposal, not to speak of common prostitutes, take the greatest pleasure in seducing each other’s wives.

[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago (5 children)

i volunteered one (1) halfday on an organic farm and it was a tremendous, unacceptable amount of work. harvest root vegetables at 7am, wash them in the coldest water you've ever felt at 730am, pack the CSA boxes for pickup, harvest wheat by hand (spoiler: it's pointy like foxtails), manually kill bugs, i don't really remember what else we did. but we ended by picking sun-warmed strawberries around 12pm and they were the best strawberries i've ever eaten.

farming is exhausting and no child should be expected to do it except voluntarily

[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

mf about to get into his '55 cadillac and drive down to the psychobilly show where he slaps his standup bass shaped like a coffin

[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

they'd be fine; they're billionaires. they'll bootstrap themselves back to earth just like matt damon

[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

probably from the french "petit", right?

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