Crackhappy

Thank you Marcus Aurelius, you're our only hope.

Man I wish that game worked on my phone.

I can't remember the name of it but there is a book with that exact thing in it.

This question is confusing. Vegetables have fructose....

He's nobody. He's normal. Next he will be ordinary.

Dude. This post is about a dildo shaped like an axe. Not a shovel. Stop digging your hole.

Schafenfreude

I've heard that as well. In my mother's case she actually passed quite peacefully.

I can't imagine what it would look like, on fire.

It too me wayyyy too long to understand what direction her body was facing.

This one got sent to all my family. Thank you for your service.

I am from the United States and while I think that we used to lead the world, I have to acknowledge that China has us with our pants around our ankles. American exceptionalism is dead.