Dangerous_Nitwit

joined 2 years ago
[–] Dangerous_Nitwit@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anything more than stapling your nuts to your leg and thanking Streamline for making antibacterial staples would have had them in contention for the division lead. But somebody who is a player personnel decision maker is this big of a masochist on that staff or that bad of a decision maker to think they could make work at QB what they have tried.

[–] Dangerous_Nitwit@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Pete needs a defensive holding penalty

[–] Dangerous_Nitwit@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

who is gonna get the 7th seed in the NFC? A south team?

[–] Dangerous_Nitwit@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Michael Jackson is playing like his hair is on fire.

[–] Dangerous_Nitwit@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

If he was Jake the Snake Roberts and that was a DDT he would have been ejected. Because of the snake. Not the wrestling move apparently.

[–] Dangerous_Nitwit@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Kyle's dad Mike, looks like a live action, full legged Cotton Hill from King of the Hill

[–] Dangerous_Nitwit@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I love old ladies sledding. Get em used to the cold, and then shoveling the sidewalks.

[–] Dangerous_Nitwit@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

It's posts like this that make me hate anything to do with:

Anal

JP Morgan Chase

Analyst's

because you made me feel older than a rotary phone in a daycare.

[–] Dangerous_Nitwit@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

threatened with dismantling.

Reporter: Coach, rumor has that your mantles have been stolen.

BB: (Usually these press conferences are so mundane that no questions ever make me, Bill Belichick, the worlds greatest coach ever in any sport ever, even look up. But this idiot just asked me if my mantles were stolen, I think): Uhh what?

Reporter: Preliminary German reports show you are being dismantled. Have your mantles been stolen yet?

BB: Yes. Next question

[–] Dangerous_Nitwit@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

This game is gonna be like trying to get the board game Mouse Trap to work.

[–] Dangerous_Nitwit@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

1 out of every 2 Jets offensive plays ends with everybody looking around in complete confusion, even the refs. And everybody seems to be fine with this.

[–] Dangerous_Nitwit@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Bambi's mother at the end of Bambi has a better shot at a better outcome than the Giants do for the foreseeable future.

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