DekesEnormous

Satan please stop, Mangolini and Muskler are doing irreparable harm. You can recall them now.

That's the idea.

Sounds dangerous, you might hurt the cliff

The Fascist's name is Gerad Harms.

Edit: The Fascist who brought this to the floor is Phil Amato the representative for Arnold, MO

His last name is fitting.

This is the most apt comparison I've seen yet. Thanks I Hate it.

Oh no. Anyway...

That seems too quick. It’s more like giving science dysentery by shitting in its mouth.

With more articles like this I'm going to start taking what the Onion publishes more seriously.

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Ah the ol’ pump-and-dump-a-roo

Are we going to pretend they're not just going to jump to the latter without feigning an attempt to do the prior?

Right, there's no way they would do something super unethical and try to apply their words differently to a sitting president above reproach in comparison to the convicted felon running for office.