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What happens if someone finds the Loch Ness Monster? in c/scotland@lemmy.world

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 points 3 weeks ago

They won't. There's as much chance of finding fairies or unicorns.

Neighbor's cats have started stalking my feeder in c/birding@lemmy.world

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Chili powder. Doesn't bother birds but vermin and cats don't enjoy it.

What entrance? (I asked Gemini to create a floor plan) in c/imageai@sh.itjust.works

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The ensuite with 2 shitters. Defecate with a mate. Poo with your boo. Crap with a chap. Turd with your bird.

YSK how to slice an Avocado in c/youshouldknow@lemmy.world

"Betrothal" (getting engaged) is an anagram for "at brothel". in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

'Alter both' is better.

Cheers lads an lassies in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 44 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I think it's Seeth Reepio

Time passes fast in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

We had this question in a board game where the other people have to guess what animal I would pick. I opted for a herbivore - goat or sheep or something. I can only remember one other answer and that was my 7 year old son who quite brilliantly thought I could take a sperm whale.

Maybe on land.

It’s official: 5 of Britain’s happiest places to live are in London in c/casualuk@feddit.uk

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 3 weeks ago

Nonsense.

The Lord works in mysterious ways? in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 31 points 4 weeks ago

When John Paul II was shot he first thanked the guiding hand of the Virgin Mary for moving the bullet away from his heart. Didn't give so much merit to the team of doctors who fought to save his life, and didn't wonder why Mary didn't move the bullet completely out of the way.

I'm baffled in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I think Famous Blue Raincoat is sadder. The music is more desolate and his vocals are more forlorn.

We didn't finish the games, sales are always burnin, since the worlds been turnin in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

2025-05-19 in c/thefarside@sh.itjust.works

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 points 4 weeks ago

He was told a literal description of being stepped on by a giant bird and he presumed it wasn't literal.