Doug

joined 4 weeks ago
[–] Doug@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago

(Tastebud is the business, since the article is paywalled)

[–] Doug@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

It'll really soup up your vocabulary!

[–] Doug@piefed.social 67 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Me to my mom: Mom you can't just download .exe files from websites nobody's ever heard of before, that's how you get viruses.

Me right now: OH FUCK YEAH GIMME THAT .EXE FILE WHOEVER YOU PEOPLE ARE.

[–] Doug@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Speed self checkout is a great skill.

Do you bag at the end of everything, or do you sneak your first item into a bag to start? Is there a way to not have coupons ruin the speed as it forces the helper to come take the coupons from you?

[–] Doug@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago

It's quite cool.

[–] Doug@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you're at a loss for words I know where you can maybe find more...

[–] Doug@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was going to crack a joke about being sent to Sam Hell, but I learned it's actually Sam Hill and I've been mishearing it for the word it's meant to be a euphemism for this whole time.

[–] Doug@piefed.social 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Higher tea intake showed similar results, while decaffeinated coffee did not — suggesting that caffeine may be the active factor producing these neuroprotective results, though further research is needed to validate the responsible factors and mechanisms.

I have caffeine sensitivity and only drink decaf so uhhhh fuck me I guess 😔

[–] Doug@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Nearly everything's in that soup from A-Z.

[–] Doug@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I didn't get a wide shot of the penguin on the box, but you can see it here . Someone still sells the penguin box.

Do you see the penguin box?

 

I'm not crazy. Don't you see? It's the same penguin. There's no bowtie and they gave the penguin eyelashes, but it's the same penguin. Do you see?

They gave
the penguin
eyelashes

They took the penguin away, but I saw what they did. I know who WinCo is.

[–] Doug@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago (4 children)

And then, to make the non-athletic person feel better about themselves, they show us a skill they themselves have perfected in life.

Surely we've all got that under our belts, right?

For example I can get groceries faster than everyone else at Winco on a Sunday morning; I know the exact route to take through the store to be as economic with my time as possible.

[–] Doug@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

His brother did worse things than pot, he'd be fine with it.

 

The union has been fighting the shelter provider over staff cuts for the past year.

 

The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! Good morning, Portland! It's going to be chilly today, with a high of about 43 degrees. More on the local weather below, so let's skip the drawn out intro and. get to...

 

Portland officials will continue to seek penalties against the owner of the U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement building for violating a land use agreement.

On Friday morning, the city’s permitting department issued a letter upholding its September land use violation. That decision accused building owner Stuart Lindquist of violating a rule prohibiting ICE from holding detainees in its South Portland building overnight or for more than 12 hours.

 

As outrage spreads over energy-hungry data centers, politicians from President Donald Trump to local lawmakers have found rare bipartisan agreement over insisting that tech companies — and not regular people — must foot the bill for the exorbitant amount of electricity required for artificial intelligence.

 

United Food & Commercial Workers Local 555 employed scorched earth tactics and big money to pass Measure 119. Now they want to kill it.

 

Leaders at the nonprofit spent public money on expensive office space and big bar tabs, the former director of finance says.

 

For much of its nearly two year existence, Miguel Alvarado-Lopez has been a fixture behind the scenes at Moonshot Tavern on NE 28th Ave. “He started off as a dishwasher, and then we realized we didn’t really need a dishwasher and he ended up quitting once he got his hours cut,” Josh Love, a partner and bartender at the tavern, said. “But we made a promise to him that we’d bring him back in any...

view more: next ›