DrummerGuy06

joined 2 years ago
[–] DrummerGuy06@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Dialed-up offense plays? First downs. Slow burn, make Love have to wait in the pocket? No gains.

Two steps forward & one step back for the Packers

[–] DrummerGuy06@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

So the Lions completely stumble and get beat by a mediocre Packers team.

The Bears and Vikings listlessly fight for a win like they're punching in their dreams.

Tell me again about all these formidable teams in the NFC that can stop the Eagles/49ers?

[–] DrummerGuy06@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The NY Giants' 3rd-string quarterback is barely putting together drives for touchdowns to beat garbage teams and Giants' fans are developing Stockholm Syndrome for him because he leans into Italian Stereotypes for the memes. Giants fans are also wondering if it was a good idea for Schoen to say out-loud that they're probably looking at adding to the QB position next draft, even though the current QB room has a contracted QB that can't get back to his personal record of 15 TDs a season, a second-string QB who's perennially injured or is making the most risk-averse throws in the NFL, or a third-string QB whose current claim-to-fame is that he still lives with his parents; this third-string QB is also throwing more TDs in a game than the contracted starter.

I never thought I'd say this, but I'm looking forward to some Eagles' end-of-season shellackings - that should wake this fan base up to the fact that Jones, Taylor, and CERTAINLY DeVito are nowhere near the answer and if they want to stay competitive with a division that has Hurts, Prescott, and even Howell in their division, they need to upgrade the QB position and QUICK.

[–] DrummerGuy06@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I just turned the game on - does this mean Boyle’s technically doing better than Zach at this point?

[–] DrummerGuy06@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

At the very least that was holding

[–] DrummerGuy06@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

of COURSE OBJ's catch was better - he was getting man-handled right before he caught it with his fingers while trying to stay in-bounds.

That catch got him his eventual pay-day and it was well-earned.

[–] DrummerGuy06@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Good hustle by DK on that one lol

[–] DrummerGuy06@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

um...are there any health code issues with using an actual painter's brush?

[–] DrummerGuy06@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Fun fact:

Tommy DeVito, the NY Giants 3rd-string QB, threw for 3 touchdowns today.

Zach Wilson, The NY Jets current (and past) starter, has never thrown 3 touchdowns in a single game.

That's abysmal no matter how you look at it.

[–] DrummerGuy06@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

"I'm just gonna pretend my surgically-replaced knee is totally fine and go full-boar like I'm 10 years younger even though my limbs are telling me it might be a bad idea"

Bold strategy Miller, let's see if it pays off.

[–] DrummerGuy06@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

So if a "Booth Review" happens, you're not allowed to challenge it in any way, even if the booth got it completely wrong. TIL

[–] DrummerGuy06@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I kind of admire how Travis Kelce is milking his notoriety for as much money as possible, knowing he's not going to get anywhere near QB-like money in the NFL.

Get that bag.

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