EvilFonzy

At least with puppygirls, you both enjoy rubbing her face in the puddles.

This damned planned obsolescence! They just don't make kids like they used to.

Very true and I should have been more specific.

Anyone putting corporate technology into their bodies is just asking to get Black Mirror'ed. I always thought it would be cool to have my body replaced by a sick robot, but I know I'll never be rich enough to afford the cool one. I'll just be in the Hyundai Bodi or whatever.

"Single white wizard looking to conjure a woman from thin air. Thin being the key word, no fatties. Must love pondering orbs and long beards."

I just love a multilingual portmanteau!

Yeah, but air mistresses give really good blow jobs! I'll let myself out...

I always thought telepresence sounded like a school of magic.

That's what I was thinking. I always thought it was so pregnant women could get in faster or something functional like that.

Pour Some Urine on Me by Dog Fashion Disco.

Punchline in Brazil!!

7 feels like he's screaming throughout all timelines at once, so yeah. Him.