I know Ride1up uses some sort of voltage trickery to simulate it. It's not perfect, but it's surprisingly good IMO.
That sure doesn't sound American. What is that, French?
Because you're a dude? I'm just guessing but that's kinda been my experience: Tough time? Nobody really gives a shit. Man up, tough it out, etc. All that shit. Glad you're getting counseling though, that's some fucked up shit.
How do you have a house or eat if you don't have a job?
[AI slop intensifies]
How do they ride? You like them?
They're referring to a steel frame ("steel is real" is kind of a popular phrase in cycling because people like how it rides).
Ich habe mir diese vorhin angesehen. Sie scheinen anständig gebaut, wenn auch ein wenig teuer.
Haben Sie Erfahrungen mit ihnen?
I'd be pissed.
Never met a conservative death metal fan myself, they mostly seem to be center or left politically. Then again, it's just anecdotal so it might not mean anything.
I've only had my Portola for a little while, but so far I am impressed especially for a budget bike.