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I had a patient tell me he had to go to a zoo for an MRI. I thought it was a self deprecating joke but he was serious.

I'll pass

You're saying that spending 10% of your grocery bill on soda is reasonable?

The Alex Jones one is definitely something you could see in the onion.

all modern cars will have to have some kind of screen (whether built in the mirror, on the dash, or as part of the gauge system)

Starting in 2029 all cars will be required to have automatic breaking

As an FYI, they mention both of these in the article

It was a 5 year old asleep in the back row of an Uber XL. He probably had another customer to pickup.

Decided to go back to school to go something more meaningful, but that was what my first job basically was. I was hybrid, though. So I was working from home pretty often too, and I lived 10 minutes from the office so I would come in late and leave early on those in person days too. Sometimes I'd spend an hour writing a script and pretend it took me like 2 weeks.

I'm just confused by why you keep getting your feet measured. I haven't done that since my feet stopped growing, I know my size by this point

The point is that your brain does create an illusion. You play two different frequencies, one in each ear and your brain creates the third based on the difference. This doesn't work without headphones.

99.99% seems optimistic. You're gonna have to buy a new phone regardless, if it's stolen then it's gone. You can either wait a few days and then buy a new one, or you can just buy it right away

Amount of broken links is crazy. I always try checking internet archive, but they often don't have stuff like that.

For me, meal replacements such as Soylent (used to be Ensure before I became vegan) are a big part of my diet. I've always had an easier time with liquids than solids.