FlakesBongler

I don't know if it's actually a good thing to lose 30 lbs that fast

Peach is her first name and Toadstool is her title

Source: I made it up

I love when they wear shit like this

Self-identify as a loot drop

Who am I, Xenu?

It's my favorite movie too and this sounds worse than that remake that was going to be set in LA

As a Libertarian, he should be disgusted that his uncle didn't earn that $40,000

Let's drop him into a volcano

He'll yea borther

Pro: I love you and the world is a better place with you in it, even if birthdays are... a mixed bag so to say

I mean, hell, my partners car popped a tire so we had to borrow her mom's car and it didn't have A/C, so we had to run our errands in 90°F+ heat and couldn't even enjoy our leisure time because we were dying from getting baked

And my birthday cake melted in the heat too, but we salvaged it

Suffice to say, there's ups and downs and believe me, sometimes those downs are downs

You are a beautiful spark in the darkness, don't let it snuff you out

Trent Reznor: Fuck, not again!

If FernGully taught me anything it's that extinction is Tim Curry and he's not doing too hot these days

MediJoeGre