Gurei

joined 2 years ago
[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

It's why wrestlers use real razors. Y'know, some of Trump's friends?

[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

No 7-10 splits there!

[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago

When I have a Car D behind me, it's because they overestimate my car's acceleration capabilities.

[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Silver lining: maybe outsourcing call centers will stop being in vogue?

[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

You'd likely need a gunman capable of shooting JFK from the present.

[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yup! And if that's too much of an ask, interrelationship dynamics are probably too much of a ask as well!

[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yo is Van Damme driving that thing?

[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)

Yeah, anyone practicing safely can avoid that issue.

[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Already less than a hundredth of a penny per dollar in taxes. Golden age my ass...

[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How many layoffs does that take? /s

[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 48 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like the Russians are getting a little yippie...

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