HappySkullsplitter

joined 4 months ago
[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Probably a research assistant

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

So long, and thanks for all the fish

The leader is a convicted felon with their only actual government experience being from when he was impeached twice and shouldn't have been elected the first time

Same, except haunted in your nightmares

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (12 children)

I've had some non dairy ice cream that's pretty good

tens of thousands of pirate viewers

The magnitude this is off by is pretty hilarious

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 67 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Cool, now stage a real one next time

 

... the Big Ugly Bill is enacted with the following provision, now hidden in the bill:

“No court of the United States may use appropriated funds to enforce a contempt citation for failure to comply with an injunction or temporary restraining order if no security was given when the injunction or order was issued….”

Translated: No federal court may enforce a contempt citation.

 

Mechanical people

 

Robits

 

Evil women

 

Ain't nothin' but a pleasure thang

 

Poor

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