Hjalamanger

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We're here to replace you in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 2 points 1 day ago

We thought robots where gonna replace us but instead we got AI bots posting on social media?

Laptop dreams in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Then, suddenly after being carried for a while you stop and in the darkness of the bag something smoothly enters your nice little power hole. After a while you're pulled out of the bag and someone starts rapidly poking stuff into all your ports, and you're nearly there as someone reaches our and gently starts touching your keys-

I'm also gonna stop, I'm now afraid of myself and what I was capable of creating

HAND 'EM OVER in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 14 points 3 days ago

So you got all the pronouns now, do you?

rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 20 points 3 days ago

It would be very funny if everyone chose one person and made that guy look like the worst gooner of all time

Laundry Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 6 points 3 days ago

Yeah, ~~I'm~~ a friend is wonderful how this would work...

Name him. in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
Name him. in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 1 points 6 days ago

Glob glob glob glob glob?

struggling in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
minecraft modding in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We're.. doing Minecraft memes now?

EDIT: I'm fully in to it

9 billion IQ move in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And Sweden

struggling in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

American? How old are those people?

The ol' Uno Reverse in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 7 points 1 week ago

Yeah, what a sad story, he was never gonna let her down but he runn around and desert her. But she really did play a power move, just gonna make him cry and gonna say goodbye

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43 pregnant men (infosec.pub)
 

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We should count in base four (feddit.nu)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Hjalamanger@feddit.nu to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
45 comments fedilink
 

We have basic words for the numbers zero to three, so why not use them to count?

  • None (0)
  • Single (1)
  • pair (2)
  • Multiple (3+ but we'll use it as three)

So with those "digits" we can construct some numbers:

  1. Single
  2. pair
  3. Multiple
  4. Single nothing
  5. Single single
  6. Single pair
  7. Single multiple
  8. Pair of nothing
  9. Pair of singels
  10. Pair of pairs

And of course we can construct bigger numbers like:
42 = 4²×2+4¹×2+4⁰×2 = pair of pairs of pairs
128 = 4³×2 = pair of absolute complete nothinges For this last one I just use some adjectives to repeat the "nothing" as it looks really weird with multiple nothing in a row.

The distance between Stockholm and Gothenburg is a single multiple of none multiple multiples

Could I have a single multiple of bananas please?

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shit (feddit.nu)
 

I saw this on the street today and found it very funny

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Hell yeah, a jorilla (media.fugly.com)
 
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Hell yeah, a jorse (i.pinimg.com)
 
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hell yeah, a jat (feddit.nu)
 
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wormhole (feddit.nu)
 
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I'm tiered of all the animal with glasses (feddit.nu)
 
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hell yeah (i.pinimg.com)
 
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this trash can looks lonely, someone should dump something in it (pngimg.com)
 
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Do you believe the that you have a soul? (feddit.nu)
 

And do believe that I, this random guy on the internet has a soul

I personally don't believe that I anyone else has a soul. From my standup I don't se any reason to believe that our consciousness and our so called "soul" would be any more then something our brain is making up.

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We should make more random friendly comments here on Lemmy (feddit.nu)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Hjalamanger@feddit.nu to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
105 comments fedilink
 

Like just commenting a friendly joke, a compliment or something like that

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