Hyphlosion

joined 2 years ago
[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

While WFH is amazing, your colleagues just going poof and never knowing what happened to them is a big downside.

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Not all of it is BS. There’s some good stuff in there, like the golden rule.

It also warns about hypocrites like Trump and MAGA. People who loudly proclaim to be christian, but are the exact opposite through their actions, especially of treating people like dirt (putting it mildly). And of people being led astray by them.

It’s ironic that these folks who claim to love the Bible are often called out by the Bible. Makes me wonder if they even read it…

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 1 points 1 year ago

No, but you can still cut the heads off marble statues by throwing your bowler hat at them like a frisbee!

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 2 points 1 year ago

OCTOPUS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if bikes DO have windows, but every time you’ve seen a bike, the windows were just rolled down?

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, I bet that person has fun testing the fences and finding out exactly where the line is.

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 4 points 1 year ago

But the miniature in the photo has a sign that says “Please do not touch.” So if all the miniatures had a sign like that, I don’t see what the problem would have been…

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah I’ll just starve myself. That’ll show ‘em!

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social -1 points 1 year ago

Matilda’s Dad has entered the chat.

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I found a pair of moon boots there once.

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 0 points 1 year ago

Oral surgeons already want you to fast for a time before going in. It’s only a matter of time before movie theaters make you do it too.

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’ve “snuck” quite a bit of snackage with me when I go to my local theater. (Especially because they rarely offer anything on my diet.) I put that in quote marks because I’m sure they can easily tell I’m smuggling my own stuff in.

I’ve always reckoned that they let me by because they’re not paid enough to really care. Thankfully I have yet to run into a theater worker on a power trip.

I guess it also helps that I do buy myself drinks while I’m there.

But man, I’d probably shit my pants if they called the cops on me just because I brought my own zero sugar smoked sausages and some pumpkin seeds…

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