ICantStopSuckingDick

joined 2 years ago

Nah, I like it hot.

[–] ICantStopSuckingDick@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

disgost Basic Income? I'll wait for Advanced Income specter

[–] ICantStopSuckingDick@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

liberty-weeping There will be no need for humans if robots are out there blowing everyone!

[–] ICantStopSuckingDick@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (8 children)

critical-support to everyone edging right now

I'm not some kind of pervert that would write that explicitly

sicko-wistful

damn most guys telling me they got magical balls only got 2

[–] ICantStopSuckingDick@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok this is gonna be awesome, trust, me. Imagine you got a friend who likes to fluff, a friend who likes to blow loads, a friend who likes to get blasted, and a friend who likes to swallow. Alright, we get it, you're privileged. The average person only knows one person who likes one thing. Now imagine an app that automatically does match making and schedules the fluffer, the blast target, the swallower, and the package to all meet up just in time do their roles. We'll call it Swallumloads. First, we'll need a blockchain, we'll call the tokens Strokens, and the match making will be powered by a 4 way reverse auction. The roles in highest demand will be offered Strokens (Swallumloads tokens) and the roles in least demand will receive tokens. Think of it like Uber for boners.

a good captain always goes down on her ship?

for the rest of us, a good captain always goes down on her ship.

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