JailElonMusk

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[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 40 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I have a quote from Donald's Trump's "Favorite Book" about this that he's definitely read more times than "My New Order" a collection of Hitler's speeches.

"Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit. Rather, in humility value others above yourselves."

Philippians 2:1-3

"Ivana Trump told her lawyer Michael Kennedy that from time to time her husband reads a book of Hitler's collected speeches, "My New Order," which he keeps in a cabinet by his bed."

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 128 points 3 weeks ago

I mean he's now the defacto leader of the free world.

In my mind he deserves that and so much more.

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 weeks ago

Go Fascist get your ass kicked?

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 42 points 4 weeks ago

How do we know he wasn't just driving a Cyber truck?

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

Republican Administration:

"We will bring accountability back to the government"

Same Republican Administration:

"The buck? I've never heard of the buck, but I know that it stops at the next guy and not with me."

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Perfect way to send a statement!

Show up naked to work!

As long as you aren't a:

Welder

Cook

Medical Worker

Bee Keeper

Therapist

Janitor

Construction worker

Carpenter

Teacher

Clergy Member

I'm sure I'm missing about a million others.

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 66 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nothing says free speech absolutists like having to put your constituents in a chokehold during a public forum.

I don't know about you guys but every leadership position I've had, I've always invoked wrestling moves to subdue dissent instead of listening to those I was supposed to serve.

I can't wait to hear this guy hawking boner pills on Infowars in a few years.

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

First things first. It's Diaz.

Second it's Disney so yeah they're trying to appeal to younger audiences, that's kind of their thing.

Third she's 52 years old. Nobody wants to watch premenopausal Snow White live with 7 CGI dwarves and try to score Josh Brolin as the prince.

Lastly, if you fall asleep at 52, at least in America your ass is going to a retirement home. The only prince coming to save you is the sweet release of death.

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Built Fascist Tough!

BTW, the "truck" in the picture is totaled. This is because the entire frame of this piece of shit is polycarbonate.

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thank you for the insight, that sounds like a great option!

I never considered the experience could be different based on where you buy from. My apologies for any confusion.

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Not high just someone that uses eBay and has had good results. There's no perfect option in capitalism.

"Approximately 71% of eBay purchases come from listings that offer free shipping."

I've had great results and I chose to share them, what's your suggestion then?

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 month ago

Let's kill two birds with one stone.

Can we start a GoFundMe for the purchase of Tik Tok to be ran by these LGBTQ+ groups?

Then they wouldn't need donors...

Hear me out on this:

  1. It'd be fabulous, and they'd do a great job.
  2. The dance videos (and their funding) would improve dramatically.
  3. Fuck billionaires.
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