JizzmasterD

joined 2 years ago

Human skull and bones discovered in passenger’s luggage at Florida airport in c/news@lemmings.world

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

lol. The aluminum foil ALMOST concealed it 😂.

Cold snap in Florida made Burmese python puke up a whole deer in c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Here I was thinking that the title needed to be adjusted to match the article…and it does not 🤣🤮

‘RANDOM FLUFF #108’ [OC] in c/custardfist@feddit.nl

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

Doggone it, Theo!

The reboot was cool, but it went off the rails once the First Consul arc was over in c/historymemes@piefed.social

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

Tabarnouche 🥲

Not Septic Tank Man 😭 in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Honey-Dipper Dan?

"Teams is inferior to in-office". My brother in Christ, you made the application in c/techsupportmemes@lemmy.ca

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Have they considered the PWA though 🤷‍♀️

The Amphora of Great Intelligence (AGI) in c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

« Stone soup🤔? Fancy that! »

me🧠irl in c/me_irl@lemmy.world

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is it an !unpopularopinion@lemmy.world that the brain being so overdeveloped is the most problematic part of the human condition?

Jajajaja in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

"Oi girls! If you're leaving pour that beer into a bag! Those can deposits don't grow on trees!"

US Senator urges people to avoid foreign shrimps in c/crazyfuckingvideos@lemmy.world

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

Maybe the shrimp is the least of one's worries if border control/port authority just lets in food stored beside shipping containers with leaking nuclear material?

'Ghost sharks' grow forehead teeth to help them have sex, study suggests in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Ugh, I hate lazy science reporting like this. A title like « Horny fish seem to survive/breed more » is not only catchier but more accurate.

I'm saving it for a little QT 🦟 in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

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