KittenBiscuits

Speaking of blinding, my honey used to think a different song went "she blinded me with oven mitts, it opened up my eyes"

That thing looks like a Fremen sandworm saxophone

Omg, so much sweat. What the hell. My back starts sweating (INDOORS) if I stand too long, like y'know, just talking to friends in a bar.

I am dogsitting my nephew's dog this weekend. She's a sweetheart. I'm getting tons of puppy kisses. Though I had to put her to bed a little while ago. If I picked my phone up, she would run off to act like she's going to do something naughty in order to get me to put the phone down and give her attention. Such a smart little stinker. But I was trying to finalize some travel plans for next month and she was having none of it.

I'd like to just say that this thing is awesome and YOU are awesome!

Thank you!

Going to the doctor does this to me too, kitty.

My mom's exasperated "shit a fiddle!" when fed up with something / something broke. When I was younger, she didn't really say curse words around me except for this.

I've never heard any one else ever say this. Not in Appalachia, or anywhere. She probably made it up herself. But in the 80s she also dated a Korean War fighter pilot/POW (crashed, survived, & captured, unsure of release details). And he could have had a creative catalog of swears that she borrowed from.

I love this! What is the language? Danish, Swedish, or am I totally off base?

I'm now inspired to make a cross stitch of this accordingly.

That's pretty common in my area. Tell your wife she needs to get out more!

You can mix it up by saying "six of one, baker's dozen of the other" and see if she catches on.