Lerios
love this photo for giving us :todd-depression:

i like it... it feels like a funky little sci fi time anomaly that happens every so often 
i want to do a phd, its what i actually love and i'm qualified, but fucking CHRIST it seems like a bad idea to voluntarily take a 50% pay cut right now 
not to be
, but you don't have to. theres nothing wrong with not looking "perfect" comrade
suddenly i wish activision loved lawsuits as much as nintendo does
the US not moving by a fucking millimetre
lmao well informed freeze peach democracy 
i'm sure you could make a shittonne of money by making and selling portal guns, or using something else to make a fortune or become a supervillian... but god could you imagine actually getting the right amount of sleep 
EDIT: oooh actually i'm doing a disco elysium cosplay this summer and summoning kim's jacket out of thin air would save me a lot of time in front of the sewing machine...
okay this is my first ever job but today i think i've finally got the hang of being employed in a communist manner:
- arrive late (my manager works remote lmao)
- abuse the office printers to print sewing patterns and RPG character sheets
- time theft by reading
- realise the company are required to buy me new glasses if i want them, take advantage of that
- bonus: go on a walk and "forget" to scan my lunch. you gotta love self checkouts
aw yeah, its reclaim the value of my labour time 
I know we all knew this
i didn't
thanks hexbear
don't worry, we don't just care about how much a company pays! we also care about how easy it is to commit time theft (and/or real theft) against them 
A6 B46 my ABSOLUTE beloved. frozen anything is
. theres a local bar thats kind of lame but i still go specifically for the frozen cocktails. freezing like 40% of somethings mass is a universal improvement