Lochat

joined 2 years ago
[–] Lochat@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, but pretending to be your pet while pretending your pet is a person is a whole new level of cracker.

[–] Lochat@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Makes sense, since he's also the one who created it.

[–] Lochat@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Don't worry, if you post a video of someone getting punched for screaming a racial slur at someone over and over they'll suddenly become enlightened and state how violence isn't the answer. It's predictable as shit.

[–] Lochat@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

When I think "People who watch Vtubers" my first overwhelming thought is "They are the people who would otherwise be impregnating everyone, if only this anime girl had smaller breasts."

It's a pretty obvious conclusion.

[–] Lochat@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Bottled water of course, since there's poison fluoride in the tap water.

[–] Lochat@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Why the fuck they gotta be mini? Crank that shit up to 11.

[–] Lochat@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ok, but you laugh at them for literally believing in magic in the year 2023, so obviously these behaviors are morally equivalent, because they both upside people on each side. Q.E.D.

[–] Lochat@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

They're just post-hoc rationalizing the fact they're filthy little gremlins. Lets not pretend like their hygiene is any better at home, where their excuses aren't applicable.

[–] Lochat@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Well, sometimes Hexbears like a target even easier and more blatantly absurd than a Lib.

[–] Lochat@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well, don't let the owl get in your house next time, silly.

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