this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2023
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[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Inside you there are two kelly characters.

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I swear to god Kelly must post here. this looks like it was specifically made to cater to our sicko-yes bits.

[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The sicko-hair peeking up under the stall che-laugh

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

I'm 95% sure that kelly knows we're fans.

[–] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

ONE OF US ONE OF US

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I hate self-flushing toilets

9/10, they flush before I'm standing up and then I catch poo water on my behind disgost

[–] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The upside is you're much less likely to walk into a stall with poop in the toilet

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel like they should just have lids and they flush when you close the lid

[–] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

People wouldn't close them

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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They flush when I'm on them and shift in the slightest

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

It's how PIGPOOPBALLS happened tbh

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

And when you actually want them to flush, good luck figuring out the exact sequence of the rain dance you must perform

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

Kelly doesn't know the bathroom hack of flushing the toilet with your foot.

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

another sicko to add to our collection

sicko-crowd

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

GENERAL SICKOBI! YOU ARE A BOLD ONE...

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

Is this what it feels like to be pandered to? :sicko-yes:

[–] Melonius@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is a top tier sicko it has so many applications

[–] Melonius@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

low effort but he carries it imo

[–] Melonius@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

If anyone wants to give him a home

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

my brain went to the same place

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

We need this

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

If anyone's making sicko emotes, use this high-quality version of the image direct from The Onion:

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/238dbc2a56fe11daccfa506212864bad.jpg

It's too bad it's not distributed as a PNG, which would probably be smaller and would totally get rid of the JPEG artifacts. Thankfully, since it's a grayscale JPEG and is super high res with a reasonable quality setting (82) the artifacts are minimal and not really a problem for our use case.

(oh, and in case anyone's wondering, changing .jpg to .png does technically get you a PNG, but it's just a PNG transcoded from the JPEG so there's no benefit)

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[–] smiley@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Tag yourself, I'm "Manual" Style

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm the sicko.

Now unzip your pants. :sicko-yes:

[–] smiley@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sorry, I'm "Manual" Style and the unzipping is not automatic.

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 years ago

Isn't it? Lemme do it for you then.

[–] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Same but I've reclaimed burdensome

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I'm the zipper.

ZZZZZZIP!

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

@WhyEssEff@hexbear.net you know what to do regarding the under-stall Sicko. fidel-salute

[–] tripartitegraph@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

goddamn fucking banger

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago
[–] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I read that as MGMT and not "management" so was like "awwwh wow they referenced mgmt no way" and now I feel silly agony-shrooms

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Please clap

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