Maturin

Anytime a politician (or billionaire) begins a statement along the lines of "let me be clear" you can pretty much guarantee that the next thing they say is going to be a chest puffing lie.

Fun fact. In order for that to happen, said mod would have to account for 75% of all human and livestock biomass.

Don’t worry about AI gobbling up energy, let me worry about blank.

The one in the emoji you posted was the onion. I don’t know where the one in this post came from.

It would honestly be better for them to just repost this onion article rather than straight-up steal the joke but worse.

I haven’t cringed that hard in years

Topology nightmare snake #2

Literally the 3rd post on r/all this morning

It’s because it is a mistranslation of the first commandment.

Oh boy, here comes the struggle session…

I just love the realization slowly dawning on me that all the interactions I’ve ever had on here have been with one person with hundreds or thousands of alter egos. Makes me feel special.