Come back in like 100 years
NeelixBiederman
joined 2 years ago
Happy solstice to all you bears, I hope you get good slumber in your caves on this, the longest night of the year in the second best hemisphere
<-- Me, giving my amygdala a workout
The List:
#1 JOE BIDEN, $4,346,264 since 1990.
#2 ROBERT MENÉNDEZ, $2,483,205 (NJ Senator).
#3 MITCH MCCONNELL, $1,953,160.
#4 CHUCK SCHUMER, $1,725,324.
#5 STENY HOYER, $1,620,294 (former House Majority leader from MD).
#6 TED CRUZ, $1,299,194 (the Zodiac Killer).
#7 RON WYDEN, $1,279,376 (OR Senator).
#8 DICK DURBIN, $1,126,020 (IL Senator).
#9 JOSH GOTTHEIMER, $1,109,370 (NJ representative in the House).
#10 SHONTEL BROWN, $1,028,686 (OH representative in the House, ran against Nina Turner)
Kind of baffled over how I haven't gotten COVID yet. Gonna give credit where it's due: SWED 
We are in the 45th month of March 2020
Most of the article was a recap of things said in October, so old news, but then there's this bit towards the end
December 12, at a reelection campaign event at the Salamander hotel in Washington, D.C., Biden said, “I saw some of the photographs when I was there — tying a mother and her daughter together on a rope and then pouring kerosene on them and then burning them, beheading infants, doing things that are just inhuman — totally, completely inhuman.”
Joe Biden is a rabid dog
Regular Cheetos: fully stocked
Hot Cheetos: always out of stock
God, could my dad survive a terrorist attack
I'm not taking advice from someone named McEntush
Doing a great job dispelling the stereotype that Jews are funny