Nemo

zero or more

"we" and other first-person-plurals

split all vowels into the two-four sounds they actually make

I've never played one. I used to play MUDs back in the day but never a "massive" one.

I compliment my wife on her personality traits multiple times a day. But not just my wife, everyone in my life. Friends, coworkers, children, pets.

aay ebe eke ede eay efe ege ehe iay eje eek ele eme ene oay epe eque ere ese ete uay eve ewe ekse yay eze

but if we're making changes, we should really get rid of C, Y, X, and W; bring back thorn; turn all soft Gs into Js... the list goes on

Not for me. The written word is much more vivid and conveys information much more efficiently than video. Other people process things differently, I know, but that's how it is for me.

Ten right away, and then another as often as there's a 10% turnover in world population.

Hey, you never said they had to be my fingers.

This may shock you, but there's a lot of us. It's not the same people doing both.

"I'm a problem-solver."

It's the largest city for hundreds of miles around.

It's not free if you only give it to people that work for you; then it's part of their compensation.