OmegaLemmy

In exchange, all of your thoughts are broadcasted onto an account on every social media, no matter how small, with your name attached to it.

Applies only to non terrestrial events

The event alone causes an explosion, killing anything 50 meters to you, damaging anything 100 meters from you, temporarily disabled any electrical thing two kilometres from you, but you won't be affected by any of this.

you lose all leg strength

You're full of gunpowder

You can't actually become anything unique, the body approximately closest to your imagination becomes yours. They also, become you in turn. You immediately become a world wide sensation if used frequently.

become immensely popular as a male role model

It lags out reality because every time you make cheese, it spawns a dozen above you, and reality just never expected this to happen. Also it's always comically large Raclette

"Ich liebe deutsches Essen!"

Ja? und Welches Essen?

"Dürüm und Kebab!"

Kar(o)lina Marx!?

yeah, base 3

Not what I asked for... But it was what I needed... My cataracts are acting up again.