Optimus_Subprime

Finally.

"Cocaine's a hell of a drug. Hehehehe." ~ Rick James.

I give this post 3 doohickeys

The Marxist Prodigy

An ATOMIC wedgie

Ikr. Like Reagan and Copmala are from Cali and yet it still has this rep of being Commiefornia. WTF?!?

For those that don't have Twitter (fuck X) change the URL from x[dot]com to xcancel[dot]com and you'll get a Nitter-like interface.

FYI, one of the fascists complaining was known racist asshole James Woods, hence the title.

Not sure about stitches and duets, I kinda think it can be entertaining to see if someone had the same reaction you did. Parasocial relationships, I guess.

As for Tiktok itself, a lot of it is more like Vine. I don't know what that means other than people miss Vine and try to re-create those types of short form videos.

Motherfuckers had to that it costs more to have self-checkout than to have cashiers.

Obviously, they aren't going to pay their returning cashiers a living wage as evidenced by the following:

But despite the shift back toward human cashiers, [Claire Tassin, a retail and e-commerce analyst at Morning Consult] doesn’t expect shoppers to have to pay more. “Retailers know consumers are pretty pressed for prices. So I don’t think this will make a massive, meaningful difference in consumer prices” at the moment, she said.

Goddamn it, I ate the onion.