PhobosAnomaly

"hey, I was just reading you complain about someone, fancy going out on a lemmydate* sometime??"

*I don't actually want to think what a Lemmy date would entail

There's a dude here who has a yank tank in a housing estate, and it's ridiculous. It takes up most of their driveway, they only really shuttle the nine miles between house and town, looks daft in the school pickup rank, and must be costing him a fortune.

I would generally mind my own business and let him piss his own money up the wall... but it's hard not to get frustrated at the fucking thing taking up a bigger space in an already-cramped parking area; and the emissions coming out of that thing must be horrendous.

Whether they're being bought for their use-cases or not, they are being bought unfortunately 😢

I'm desperately keen not to be seen as fatphobic, but it's really ruining my day that they didn't match labels to the shirts that.... cover a greater surface area, shall we say.

Surely it would be more effective to put the longer words and terms on those with the biggest shirts, with the shorter words or initialisms on the shirts catered for the more petite community?

That said, I'm quite sure i've put more thought into this post than these wankers have in forming an opinion on vaccination plans.

I didn't feel anything at all until they put the sterilising spray on at the end, and honestly for about twenty seconds I have never felt pain like it. It honestly felt like someone was holding a blowtorch to my sack.

Other than that, yeah 10/10 would recommend.

As much as I dislike Horner as a dude - I'd happily see him take Lance's seat at this rate.

Fourth for Summit.

Say what you like, Summit Squad are nothing if not dedicated.

Counterintuitively, I've become a bit of a Nothing fanboy. The phones are decent; the earbuds are decent; and the watches would be decent if it wasn't for the watch face that has the same surface area of a small eastern European country.

Genuinely though, love the idea of Buy Nothing day.

Buy what you need, when you need it, for who you need in your life. Including you.

Or not, I'm not the boss of you 😊

It's not to be taken literally - like other posts in the thread, it's just using language and terminology that was common in the late 90s and early 00s when bulletin boards and forums were in their heyday 😊

On the face of it, yes.

Unfortunately in reality, no.

The US has it's filthy paws in so many pies now that it causes problems - as the saying goes: when the US sneezes, it's "allies" catch a cold.

I couldn't give two fucks about the US (the single fuck is reserved for Dolly Parton) but the realist in me knows that US foreign policy can top or tank any field of policy.

I'm not a Londoner.

In fact, I'm not a huge fan of London; I've lived near there; I've worked around there; I've visited there; I've had more than my fair share of London.

However, Sadiq Khan is a top cunt in my book because he lives rent free in Trump's head, and that's commendable regardless of your location or affiliation really.

gb2gbs

u just necro'd this post bro